TROMEO AND JULIET (102 mins) $24.95
1995 Troma
Region 1
Video: Full Frame (1.33.1)
Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround 
Subtitles: None
Chapter Stops: 13
Packaging: Keep Case
Theatrical Trailers
Commentary by Director Lloyd Kaufman
Behind the Scenes Material
Special Message from Lemmy of Motorhead
Truth or Dare with the Cast
Lost Scenes from Tromaville Archives

 

Directed by Lloyd Kaufman


 The Troma Team is back with their cheapest and most obnoxious production yet. This time the Bard’s Romeo and Juliet get Troma-tized. The film has some genuine funny moments (especially the ending) and is tightly scripted and executed but sometimes it goes too far in its forced humor and over-the-top obnoxiousness. The acting is high school level, with the exception of Maximillian Shaun as the repulsive, sleaze ball, incestuous Cappy Capulet, the films villain. His character is so over-the-top vile you just want him to die a horrible death. The characters are cookie-cutter and stereotypical (if there is a priest in a movie he has to like boys; gay filmmaker, etc.). Lemmy from Motorhead is the narrator.

I won’t recap the plot because everyone knows the story of the Capulets and the Montagues; suffice to say the story has been "updated". Tromeo (Will Keenan) is a cyberporn addict. Juliet (Jane Jensen) is a vegetarian who’s father keeps her locked away most of the time for his sexual pleasure, so she passes time calling 1-800 sex lines. The rest of the Capulet family consists of pierced and tattooed hellraisers, hardcore punk rockers, nymphomaniacs, and outrageous authority figures. In the place of dramatic tragedy, the film has dismemberments, decapitations, the flailing of dead animals, mutant inbreeding, an ALIEN style birth scene (of rats) and the expulsion of bodily fluids. But between the mayhem, we are privy to inept filmmaking, bad punk rock music, and even worse acting. Despite this, the film is seldom boring. Although some of the humor is legit, most of it is forced and annoying.

There is something this film is missing. Films like the CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH, MONSTER IN THE CLOSET, and TOXIC AVENGER series had monster characters (cheesy as they were) and "nuclear" themes that made those films fun in addition to the TROMA obnoxiousness and perversity. These elements are missing in TROMEO and JULIET. Instead, there is this street level, in your face nastiness. Probably a good viewing experience if you are getting drunk with some drinking buddies.

SIGHT

This film was briefly released to theaters but I do not know what the aspect ratio was. This presentation should have matched that, but instead we get a full frame image. The image is good for a low budget film, good enough to reveal the shortcomings of an ultra low budget like this one. Many scenes have a hazy grayish look, but this is probably intended. The gore scenes are the most bright, with the blood flowing bright red. Contrast is good with decent shadow detail. A few of the night scenes appeared a little hazy, possibly due to poor lighting during filming. But DVD, being what it is, this probably the best the film will ever look on home video.

SOUND

The Dolby Digital Surround soundtrack is very good. The bad punk (except for the Motorhead music) songs come through loud and clear and has CD-like fidelity. The actual mix is fairly active in the front with occasional activity in the rear. Frequency response is good, though the bass is somewhat low (except for the punk rock bass). The dialogue sounds natural and is limited to the center channel. The mix serves the movie well.

FEATURES

As usual for Troma DVD, they have a vast supplemental section accessed via cool interactive menus. In the Lemmy "interview", it looks like he wants to collect his paycheck and go. The deleted scenes consist of perversion pieces and add nothing to the film. The cast interviews are painful.

CONCLUSION

Troma enthusiasts (you poor souls) may want to purchase this, but I’d advise a rental first and save your $ for something worthy. As is the case lately with several low-budget outfits jumping on the DVD bandwagon like Troma, Full Moon, and Roger Corman’s New Horizons; their DVD’s are chock full of extras but most of the movies being released are not worthy of the treatment, or their own films are not getting proper treatment like pan’n ‘scan transfers and mono only soundtracks. Technically, the DVD is well produced and designed. Troma could be a major DVD force in the future if they get their filmmaking efforts into shape.

 

TROMEO & JULIET is available from DVDEmpire.com

TROMATIC TUNES: TROMEO & JULIETTE/TERROR FIRMER/ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE is available from DVDEmpire.com

                                               Rating (out of 5):

Movie:

2.5

Video: 3.0
Audio: 3.5
Extras: 3.0
Overall: 2.5

- Aaron Miller

 

 

THE TOXIC AVENGER (87 mins) $14.95
1984 Troma
Region 1
Video: Full Frame (1.33.1)
Audio: Dolby Digital Mono 2.0
Subtitles: None
Packaging: Keep Case
Chapter Stops: 12
Trailers
Multiple Featurettes

 

Produced & Directed by Michael Hertz & Lloyd Kaufman

Written by Joe Ritter, Lloyd Kaufman

Special Effects by Jennifer Aspinal, Tom Lauten
Cinematography by James Lebovitz
Starring Andrea Maranda, Mitch Cohen, Mark Torgl, Jennifer Pritchard, Cindy Manion, Gary Schneider, Pat Ryan, Dan Snow, Dick Martensen

When it comes to bizarre indie b-movies, Troma is the best place to go. Their films feature everything from rabid grannies to nymphoid barbarians. Though many consider their films to  be trash, there's much brillance to be found in Troma and their rabid fanbase knows that for sure. They've been the support that's kept them running for 30 years and Troma gladly acknowledges this. In this review, we'll take a look at the film that put Troma on the map: The Toxic Avenger. After producing four late 70s "sexy comedies", Lloyd Kaufman(who went under the pseudonym Samuel Weil to prevent a DGA lawsuit) and Michael Herz were ready to make a new film. After reading a Variety article that said horror films were dying, they decided that horror should be the genre they attempt. The film, which was originally titled Health Club Horror, wasn't much of a horror film at all. More of a mish-mash of genres that all worked out to create one of the most memorable b-movie title of the 80s.

We open at the Tromaville Health Club, where a weakling mop boy named Melvin (Mark Torgl) finds himself teased and taunted by his much cooler peers. During a prank that resulted in Melvin kissing a sheep in front of a large crowd, he decides to end it all by jumping out of a window. However, he didn't expect a truck with barrels full of toxic chemical waste to be right outside. Melvin lands into one of the barrels and the chemicals transform him into The Toxic Avenger (or "monster hero", since the title The Toxic Avenger didn't come until after production). Using his new superhuman size and strength, Melvin takes to cleaning up Tromaville and ends up falling in love with a beautiful blind woman he saves from a fast food robbery. But the corrupt mayor of Tromaville isn't fond of the cleaner and safer Tromaville, so he sets out to have the monster hero killed.

In case you can't tell from that paragraph, The Toxic Avenger isn't your average film. It set up the wacky horror/comedy style that Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz (even though he doesn't direct anymore) continue to perfect with each film. The film is a classic for b-horror fans for it's creative gore, including heads being smashed by weights, a child being backed over by hit-and-run drivers, a dog who slides across a restaurant floor after being shot causing a large amount of hate mail as well). Unfortunately, a lot of that saw the cutting room floor in the R-rated release, which is why we're fortunate for Troma to be releasing the film in it's unrated, uncut glory on DVD. Overall, if you haven't seen a Troma movie, start here. They are good and bad Troma movies (the bad are mostly the ones they've distributed and not produced, though), but The Toxic Avenger is certainly a great little b-movie gem. Besides, how can you go wrong with a super-gory, offensive film that inspired a Saturday morning cartoon in the early 90s?

The Toxic Avenger is presented in 1:33:1 open matte aspect ratio. Lloyd Kaufman has stated that the full frame ratio is how he prefers his films to be seen, so there can't be much complaining here. The transfer isn't pristine, though it's much sharper than the VHS release. There are scratches and specks around throughout the film, which was also visible on the VHS release. It's the best the film's ever looked, but it's a shame there wasn't a new cleaned up transfer. As the same for most of Troma's movies, The Toxic Avenger was shot in mono and is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0. The sound wasn't remixed to stereo, so it's simply a stereo recording of the original mono track. Overall, the audio matches the video quality: it's not pristine, but it's acceptable. Though I'd love to hear Toxie in 5 channels, the mono track does the film justice.

Troma packed the DVD with extras. There's a hilarious commentary with Lloyd Kaufman, the Tour of Troma and Troma Intelligence Test that appeared on every Troma DVD at the time of Toxie's release, several deleted scenes (including one that shows what happened to characters that died in the final cut), a still gallery with a shot of Marissa Tomei's brief cameo, the opening to the animated series Toxic Crusaders, clips from Tromaville Cafe, a visit with Toxie 15 years after the film was released, an introduction with Lloyd Kaufman, and trailers. Troma always does a good job with DVD extras and they didn't skimp on their flagship title.

I recommend that Troma newbies rent the film first before purchasing. It may not meet your taste. However, if you've seen the film before, definately purchase the DVD. The extras alone are worth the money.

THE TOXIC AVENGER is available from DVDEmpire.com

THE TOXIC AVENGER 2 is available from DVDEmpire.com

THE TOXIC AVENGER 3 is available from DVDEmpire.com

THE TOXIC AVENGER 4: CITIZEN TOXIE available from DVDEmpire.com

                                              Rating (out of 5):

Movie: 4.0
Video: 3.0
Audio: 2.0
Extras: 4.0
Overall:

4.0

Justin Channell

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