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| TROMEO AND JULIET
(102 mins)
$24.95 |
| 1995 Troma |
| Region 1 |
| Video: Full Frame (1.33.1) |
| Audio: Dolby Digital 2.0
Surround |
| Subtitles: None |
| Chapter Stops: 13 |
| Packaging: Keep Case |
| Theatrical Trailers |
| Commentary by Director Lloyd
Kaufman |
| Behind the Scenes Material |
| Special Message from Lemmy of
Motorhead |
| Truth or Dare with the Cast |
| Lost Scenes from Tromaville
Archives |
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Directed by Lloyd Kaufman |
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The Troma Team is back with their
cheapest and most obnoxious production yet. This time the Bard’s Romeo and
Juliet get Troma-tized. The film has some genuine funny moments (especially the
ending) and is tightly scripted and executed but sometimes it goes too far in
its forced humor and over-the-top obnoxiousness. The acting is high school
level, with the exception of Maximillian Shaun as the repulsive, sleaze ball,
incestuous Cappy Capulet, the films villain. His character is so over-the-top
vile you just want him to die a horrible death. The characters are cookie-cutter
and stereotypical (if there is a priest in a movie he has to like boys; gay
filmmaker, etc.). Lemmy from Motorhead is the narrator.
I won’t recap the plot because
everyone knows the story of the Capulets and the Montagues; suffice to say the
story has been "updated". Tromeo (Will Keenan) is a cyberporn addict.
Juliet (Jane Jensen) is a vegetarian who’s father keeps her locked away most
of the time for his sexual pleasure, so she passes time calling 1-800 sex lines.
The rest of the Capulet family consists of pierced and tattooed hellraisers,
hardcore punk rockers, nymphomaniacs, and outrageous authority figures. In the
place of dramatic tragedy, the film has dismemberments, decapitations, the
flailing of dead animals, mutant inbreeding, an ALIEN style birth scene (of
rats) and the expulsion of bodily fluids. But between the mayhem, we are privy
to inept filmmaking, bad punk rock music, and even worse acting. Despite this,
the film is seldom boring. Although some of the humor is legit, most of it is
forced and annoying.
There is something this film is
missing. Films like the CLASS OF NUKE’EM HIGH, MONSTER IN THE CLOSET, and
TOXIC AVENGER series had monster characters (cheesy as they were) and
"nuclear" themes that made those films fun in addition to the TROMA
obnoxiousness and perversity. These elements are missing in TROMEO and JULIET.
Instead, there is this street level, in your face nastiness. Probably a good
viewing experience if you are getting drunk with some drinking buddies.
SIGHT
This film was briefly released to
theaters but I do not know what the aspect ratio was. This presentation should
have matched that, but instead we get a full frame image. The image is good for
a low budget film, good enough to reveal the shortcomings of an ultra low budget
like this one. Many scenes have a hazy grayish look, but this is probably
intended. The gore scenes are the most bright, with the blood flowing bright
red. Contrast is good with decent shadow detail. A few of the night scenes
appeared a little hazy, possibly due to poor lighting during filming. But DVD,
being what it is, this probably the best the film will ever look on home video.
SOUND
The Dolby Digital Surround soundtrack
is very good. The bad punk (except for the Motorhead music) songs come through
loud and clear and has CD-like fidelity. The actual mix is fairly active in the
front with occasional activity in the rear. Frequency response is good, though
the bass is somewhat low (except for the punk rock bass). The dialogue sounds
natural and is limited to the center channel. The mix serves the movie well.
FEATURES
As usual for Troma DVD, they have a
vast supplemental section accessed via cool interactive menus. In the Lemmy
"interview", it looks like he wants to collect his paycheck and go.
The deleted scenes consist of perversion pieces and add nothing to the film. The
cast interviews are painful.
CONCLUSION
Troma enthusiasts (you poor souls) may
want to purchase this, but I’d advise a rental first and save your $ for
something worthy. As is the case lately with several low-budget outfits jumping
on the DVD bandwagon like Troma, Full Moon, and Roger Corman’s New Horizons;
their DVD’s are chock full of extras but most of the movies being released are
not worthy of the treatment, or their own films are not getting proper treatment
like pan’n ‘scan transfers and mono only soundtracks. Technically, the DVD
is well produced and designed. Troma could be a major DVD force in the future if
they get their filmmaking efforts into shape.
TROMEO
& JULIET is available from DVDEmpire.com
TROMATIC
TUNES: TROMEO & JULIETTE/TERROR FIRMER/ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE is available from
DVDEmpire.com
Rating (out of 5):
| Movie: |
2.5
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| Video: |
3.0 |
| Audio: |
3.5 |
| Extras: |
3.0 |
| Overall: |
2.5 |
- Aaron
Miller
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| THE
TOXIC AVENGER
(87
mins) $14.95 |
| 1984
Troma |
| Region 1 |
| Video: Full Frame
(1.33.1) |
| Audio: Dolby Digital
Mono 2.0
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| Subtitles:
None |
| Packaging: Keep Case |
| Chapter Stops: 12 |
| Trailers |
| Multiple Featurettes |
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Produced & Directed by
Michael Hertz & Lloyd Kaufman |
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Written by
Joe Ritter, Lloyd Kaufman |
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Special Effects by
Jennifer Aspinal, Tom Lauten |
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Cinematography by James
Lebovitz |
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Starring
Andrea Maranda, Mitch Cohen, Mark
Torgl, Jennifer Pritchard, Cindy Manion, Gary Schneider, Pat Ryan,
Dan Snow, Dick Martensen |
When it comes to bizarre indie b-movies, Troma is
the best place to go. Their films feature everything from rabid grannies to
nymphoid barbarians. Though many consider their films to be trash, there's
much brillance to be found in Troma and their rabid fanbase knows that for sure.
They've been the support that's kept them running for 30 years and Troma gladly
acknowledges this. In this review, we'll take a look at the film that put Troma
on the map: The Toxic Avenger. After producing four late 70s "sexy
comedies", Lloyd Kaufman(who went under the pseudonym Samuel Weil to
prevent a DGA lawsuit) and Michael Herz were ready to make a new film. After
reading a Variety article that said horror films were dying, they decided that
horror should be the genre they attempt. The film, which was originally titled
Health Club Horror, wasn't much of a horror film at all. More of a mish-mash of
genres that all worked out to create one of the most memorable b-movie title of
the 80s.
We open at the Tromaville Health Club, where a weakling mop boy named Melvin
(Mark Torgl) finds himself teased and taunted by his much cooler peers. During a
prank that resulted in Melvin kissing a sheep in front of a large crowd, he
decides to end it all by jumping out of a window. However, he didn't expect a
truck with barrels full of toxic chemical waste to be right outside. Melvin
lands into one of the barrels and the chemicals transform him into The Toxic
Avenger (or "monster hero", since the title The Toxic Avenger didn't
come until after production). Using his new superhuman size and strength, Melvin
takes to cleaning up Tromaville and ends up falling in love with a beautiful
blind woman he saves from a fast food robbery. But the corrupt mayor of
Tromaville isn't fond of the cleaner and safer Tromaville, so he sets out to
have the monster hero killed.
In case you can't tell from that paragraph, The Toxic Avenger isn't your average
film. It set up the wacky horror/comedy style that Lloyd Kaufman and Michael
Herz (even though he doesn't direct anymore) continue to perfect with each film.
The film is a classic for b-horror fans for it's creative gore, including heads
being smashed by weights, a child being backed over by hit-and-run drivers, a
dog who slides across a restaurant floor after being shot causing a large amount
of hate mail as well). Unfortunately, a lot of that saw the cutting room floor
in the R-rated release, which is why we're fortunate for Troma to be releasing
the film in it's unrated, uncut glory on DVD. Overall, if you haven't seen a
Troma movie, start here. They are good and bad Troma movies (the bad are mostly
the ones they've distributed and not produced, though), but The Toxic Avenger is
certainly a great little b-movie gem. Besides, how can you go wrong with a
super-gory, offensive film that inspired a Saturday morning cartoon in the early
90s?
The Toxic Avenger is presented in 1:33:1 open matte aspect ratio. Lloyd Kaufman
has stated that the full frame ratio is how he prefers his films to be seen, so
there can't be much complaining here. The transfer isn't pristine, though it's
much sharper than the VHS release. There are scratches and specks around
throughout the film, which was also visible on the VHS release. It's the best
the film's ever looked, but it's a shame there wasn't a new cleaned up transfer.
As the same for most of Troma's movies, The Toxic Avenger was shot in mono and
is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0. The sound wasn't remixed to stereo, so it's
simply a stereo recording of the original mono track. Overall, the audio matches
the video quality: it's not pristine, but it's acceptable. Though I'd love to
hear Toxie in 5 channels, the mono track does the film justice.
Troma packed the DVD with extras. There's a hilarious commentary with Lloyd
Kaufman, the Tour of Troma and Troma Intelligence Test that appeared on every
Troma DVD at the time of Toxie's release, several deleted scenes (including one
that shows what happened to characters that died in the final cut), a still
gallery with a shot of Marissa Tomei's brief cameo, the opening to the animated
series Toxic Crusaders, clips from Tromaville Cafe, a visit with Toxie 15 years
after the film was released, an introduction with Lloyd Kaufman, and trailers.
Troma always does a good job with DVD extras and they didn't skimp on their
flagship title.
I recommend that Troma newbies rent the film first before purchasing. It may not
meet your taste. However, if you've seen the film before, definately purchase
the DVD. The extras alone are worth the money.
THE
TOXIC AVENGER is available from DVDEmpire.com
THE
TOXIC AVENGER 2 is available from DVDEmpire.com
THE
TOXIC AVENGER 3 is available from DVDEmpire.com
THE TOXIC AVENGER 4: CITIZEN TOXIE
available from DVDEmpire.com
Rating (out of 5):
| Movie: |
4.0 |
| Video: |
3.0 |
| Audio: |
2.0 |
| Extras: |
4.0 |
| Overall: |
4.0
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- Justin
Channell
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